chess set for the dishwasher

here it is. the chess set i struggled to complete before christmas morning and with which i am not very satisfied. adjustments must be made. the kings and queens (note how the white ones are leaning) are too tall and fall easily. i should have made the bottoms wider on all the back pieces. i will get to it but i’m resting my machine until the new year arrives. i do love the pawns though. the beady little eyes and pointy little ears are perfect.
i feel for the dishwasher, confessing to his colleagues what his wife gave him for christmas! bless his heart he loves me anyway.

chess set for the dishwasher

here it is. the chess set i struggled to complete before christmas morning and with which i am not very satisfied. adjustments must be made. the kings and queens (note how the white ones are leaning) are too tall and fall easily. i should have made the bottoms wider on all the back pieces. i will get to it but i’m resting my machine until the new year arrives. i do love the pawns though. the beady little eyes and pointy little ears are perfect.
i feel for the dishwasher, confessing to his colleagues what his wife gave him for christmas! bless his heart he loves me anyway.

chess set for the dishwasher

here it is. the chess set i struggled to complete before christmas morning and with which i am not very satisfied. adjustments must be made. the kings and queens (note how the white ones are leaning) are too tall and fall easily. i should have made the bottoms wider on all the back pieces. i will get to it but i’m resting my machine until the new year arrives. i do love the pawns though. the beady little eyes and pointy little ears are perfect.
i feel for the dishwasher, confessing to his colleagues what his wife gave him for christmas! bless his heart he loves me anyway.

same time last year


This is what the monk and I ate at Katz’s deli almost exactly this time last year. and some sandwiches which were awful because i didn’t say mayomustardtomatoetc. they gave me some cheese and two slices of rye.
and the waitress was a little scary so i just ate it. after we went to find something for dessert because this monk has a wicked sweet tooth.
this year my plate looks quite a bit different. we’re eating so well but so little. we’re shrinking our gigantic stomachs. on purpose.
i feel great, i feel light and clean.

same time last year


This is what the monk and I ate at Katz’s deli almost exactly this time last year. and some sandwiches which were awful because i didn’t say mayomustardtomatoetc. they gave me some cheese and two slices of rye.
and the waitress was a little scary so i just ate it. after we went to find something for dessert because this monk has a wicked sweet tooth.
this year my plate looks quite a bit different. we’re eating so well but so little. we’re shrinking our gigantic stomachs. on purpose.
i feel great, i feel light and clean.

same time last year


This is what the monk and I ate at Katz’s deli almost exactly this time last year. and some sandwiches which were awful because i didn’t say mayomustardtomatoetc. they gave me some cheese and two slices of rye.
and the waitress was a little scary so i just ate it. after we went to find something for dessert because this monk has a wicked sweet tooth.
this year my plate looks quite a bit different. we’re eating so well but so little. we’re shrinking our gigantic stomachs. on purpose.
i feel great, i feel light and clean.

December 9 Tuesday

Dear Anthropologie,

Stop sending me emails with all your luscious sweaters and skirts and THINGS!

Look here upon one of my own lovely things from my own hands.
At this rate I should be through my stash in about 10 more years. IF I don’t buy anything else during that time. So probly it will be more like 20 years.

December 9 Tuesday

Dear Anthropologie,

Stop sending me emails with all your luscious sweaters and skirts and THINGS!

Look here upon one of my own lovely things from my own hands.
At this rate I should be through my stash in about 10 more years. IF I don’t buy anything else during that time. So probly it will be more like 20 years.

December 9 Tuesday

Dear Anthropologie,

Stop sending me emails with all your luscious sweaters and skirts and THINGS!

Look here upon one of my own lovely things from my own hands.
At this rate I should be through my stash in about 10 more years. IF I don’t buy anything else during that time. So probly it will be more like 20 years.